Just Google It

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
I had a hard time picking between: Audrey needs models for her crazy photography ideas and Audrey needs to stop being so friggin gorgeous. Haha. :)

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Audrey looks like an alien. HEY!

3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Audrey hates paparazzi. Yeah, I get a lot of trouble from those jerks. Hmph.

4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Audrey has gone psycho. It's true, guys.

5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Audrey loves coffee. OMG how did they know???

6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Audrey eats wif a fork! Google is stalking me.

7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Audrey has a plan for your life. Is that a good thing?

8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google search:
Audrey works with Bright Peak, helping clients create professional pieces to take their email marketing with Swiftpage to a higher level. Huh?

9: Type in"[your name] lives" in Google search:
Audrey lives in the puget neighborhood of Bellingham. Here's what it said in the preview thingy: Audrey is looking for someone to rake her lawn. She has a miniature poodle and doesn't smoke.

10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
They didn't really have anything, but I found: Ben didn't die, but Audrey is dead dead. :( Sniff.

11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google:
Audrey will kick your a**. K, I'll just say butt. And this is true. She will.